Light My Fire

Joan Crawford and Clark Gable


I just can’t waste anymore time playing along


Buying into someone else’s half-cocked illusion


In the hope that one day they just might get me, and see


My inner-beauty shining so very brightly


So please just walk on by – Bye!


And don’t waste anymore of my precious time, or distract me


Cos I don’t wanna be the object of your desire


And I don’t care to be a muse for you to admire


And I’m not interested in your paranoid vanity


I just don’t give a tiny rats-ass 


What you, or anyone else thinks about me


I’d rather pass


‘Cos if something about me, makes you feel insecure


Then it’s just highlighting areas where you need to love yourself MORE!


So c’mon baby, hunny-bun, sweet-cheeks, sugar-plum


If you really wanna light my fire


Then the quickest way is to INSPIRE! 


Because I’m not interested in your insecurity


What I want is spiritual intelligence and emotional maturity


Is the only vaguely appealing, proactive way forwards for me


So don’t just TALK-the-talk, WALK-the-freaking-talk! You great big fluff-ball of a pussy!